Forum Novelties Grow a Girlfriend Gag Novelty (Packaging May Vary)

December 21, 2017 - Comment

Grow a Girlfriend that doesn`t nag or complain. She is the perfect companion! Just drop her in water and she grows up to 6 times her original size. Forum Novelties Girlfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours. Girlfriend will slowly shrink when removed from the water.

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Grow a Girlfriend that doesn`t nag or complain. She is the perfect companion! Just drop her in water and she grows up to 6 times her original size. Forum Novelties Girlfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours. Girlfriend will slowly shrink when removed from the water. Then you can grow it again and again.

Product Features

  • Grow a Girlfriend that doesn`t nag or complain
  • She is the perfect companion
  • Just drop her in water and she grows up to 6 times her original size
  • Forum Novelties Girlfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours
  • Girlfriend will slowly shrink when removed from the water

Comments

Masta' C says:

It’s the Size of Her LOVE That Counts! I must admit, I was very excited to receive my Grow-A-Girlfriend kit. As a full time student, the holidays are tough enough on the pocketbook, not to mention lonely, and the prospect of being able to grow my own female companion without the added expense of joining a bunch of dating sites or importing a bride from overseas was definitely appealing. 

Ben Kates says:

She ignores me The product did grow, however I was very disappointed when I realized how detached she is. She doesn’t speak to me let alone acknowledge me and I have no idea what I did. I realize this is normal, but right of the box? Please send me a replacement, this relationship has only lasted as long as it has because I paid ten bucks for it.

CrazyNinjaMike says:

I’m in love lol I kept her in the kitchen sink and I woke up to her stretched out on the counter, dishes done, kitchen cleaned and baked spaghetti coming out of the oven. Ain’t she the best 😀

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