Screaming Cock Cleansing Bar Soap

Not every morning on the farm is sunshiny and magical, yet cranky roosters still must do their duty and get the day started for everyone. When being up at the crack of dawn has his feathers extra ruffled, it’s time for that fed-up fellow to reach for his Screaming Cock Cleansing Bar. The smooth scent of our artisanal black soap will have him refreshed and ready to embrace the day in a more positive light.

Hilarious Gag Gift for Rooster Lovers

Before Screaming Cock Soap, artisanal soaps for guys just didn’t embrace the true essence of angry roosters properly. The morning struggle is real, and even the raddest rooster can suffer from screaming cock syndrome first thing in the morning. This weird bath gift for men is a gut-busting surprise addition to gift baskets, care packages, and birthday gifts. Slip a bar of this awesome pampering gift in as a fun stocking stuffer or wrap it up as a crazy Secret Santa or White Elephant present.

Bodacious Bath Soaps are handcrafted in the US with high-quality ingredients. Because every luxurious bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.

Product Features

• SOOTHING SOAP FOR ANGRY ROOSTERS – Grumpy is not a good look. Screaming Cock Cleansing Bar is the remedy for bad attitudes attributed to waking up before the buttcrack of dawn. Start the day with the soothing black bar soap for grouchy roosters and transform into cock of the walk before anyone else’s feet hit the floor.
• WEIRD NOVELTY SOAP FOR MEN AND CHICKEN LOVERS – This fun bath gift for men and rooster lovers is a silly chicken gag gift that is actually useful. After the cackles die down, they can enjoy the smoothly scented soap shower after shower and reuse the cute tin too!
• BLACK SOAP FOR A REFRESHING CLEAN – Our artisanal black bath bar is oakmoss and aloe scented for a rich, refreshing bathing experience that will have you ready to face the day with smile.
• PREMIUM BATH SOAP MADE IN THE USA – Screaming Cock Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images.
• HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Screaming Cock Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is an unexpected addition to Christmas stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, care packages, and any other special occasion where you want to bring on the laughs. It’s also a crazy, weird choice for a Secret Santa gift or White Elephant idea for family gift exchanges.